What we have here is a failure to innovate!

The thaw has arrived.  Or perhaps it is a faux thaw, as often happens.  But real or just a tease, the past week’s temperatures have been warm, the snow is melting and the sun is back.   As every Alaskan knows, or at least those that don’t live on entirely south-facing slopes,  it’s that dreaded time of year when one’s house is flooded with sunlight. Dreaded because now there is no ignoring the wood ash, dust, dog (or cat) hair, and other flotsam and jetsam that  accumulated during those dark winter days. Then the house   looked “quaint & cosy”, now it looks like something  that could be featured on  A&E’s Hoarders. Strong daylight has a way of doing that.



So, the past couple of weeks have been a flurry of spring cleaning, and before the energy dissipated, or I got fed up with the whole regime of dust cloths, mops, brooms and the like, I decided to tackle the hen house – not only to give it its customary spring muck-out, but to start on the long list of improvements I plan to do this summer (of which you will undoubtedly hear more about as the spring progresses).

Chief among these was to try the “poop hammock” that was recently posted on the Chicken Wire by Linda D.  This is  a piece of screen,  made taut with some wire, slung under the main roost to catch droppings.  She  uses hooks on one side so the screen sling can easily be detached and emptied of its contents into a bucket.

This seemed like   an easy (brilliant actually) way to reduce the stench and amount of mucking out required by confined birds throughout a long winter. So this morning, preparatory to cleaning out the coop, I spent a good two hours rigging up an experimental poop hammock. Because of the way my coop is configured, and because the birds generally reach the roost by launching off their nest box ramp, I decided to try a hammock under just one half of the roost  – figuring that catching and removing half the droppings was better than none.

So it was with great excitement that I made my evening trip to the hen house – eager to see just how well this contraption was working, imagining several of my hens tidily lined up in their customary spots on the roost, neatly depositing their droppings into the hammock.

The poop hammock, seen at right, is given the thumbs down by the entire flock

The poop hammock, seen at right, is given the thumbs down by the entire flock

Except, not. What I failed to factor into all of this is the chicken’s great ability to immediately recognize something that is not kosher in its environs* and to not only treat it with the greatest suspicion, but to avoid it all together – even in a 6 x 6 coop.

So much for innovation.

* chickens really are smart – and it is not just those of us who are slightly nutty over their flocks who think so.  Scientific American recently published an article about the intelligence of chickens: Brainy Bird, by Smith, Carolynn & Zielinski, Sarah,
in Scientific American. Feb 2014, Vol. 310 Issue 2, p60-65.

About Mara Bacsujlaky

As a 4-H agent with the University of Alaska Fairbanks Cooperative Extension Service, I offer workshops and information about raising and keeping small backyard flocks in Alaska. These services are designed for the hobbyist that keeps primarily laying chickens for home use of eggs and, secondarily, meat.
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2 Responses to What we have here is a failure to innovate!

  1. Charlie says:

    Isn’t it amazing how motivated you feel to spring clean (when it begins to warm up outside), and then it quickly dissipates after a few tough days of cleaning! 🙂 haha I recently changed my coops layout around too, and came in there at night, and found them in their same customary spots. Hens are definitely creatures of habit.

  2. jenna says:

    Hi, I’m really interested in these chickens. Can you tell me if you are selling them and how much for each…my number is 575-5763 thanks.

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